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Name: Tasha. Age: young at heart. Dreams: quite often. ‎I used to be snow-white... but I drifted. Now I'm known as "the angry bunny". I'm a Pescatarian (an individual that doesn't eat land animals). Pear-shaped, hardcore food porn addict and caffiend, standing on size 6-and-a-half; seeks excitement by pursuing life as an insomniac horror movie gore whore and epicurean. I love cats, peonies, tattoos and Yoga. I don't like long walks on the beach; sand makes me feel shorter than I already am. I watch MMA for all the wrong reasons. I have a weakness for the deltoid muscle on chiseled men. I have a chronic addiction to sushi.

July 30, 2011

COCKTAILING: Psycho Suzi's - Minneapolis

I come from a family passionate about spirits, but it's rare I partake in this elixir. For a few years, I've heard about Psycho Suzi's from friends. It was also featured on Guy Fieri's "Diners, Drive-ins & Dives", but I never took the time to venture off to experience the exquisite and exotic tiki drinks Psycho Suzi's offers... until now. And I wasn't disappointed one little tasty ounce.

Zanzibar Shipwreck
As we waited for a table in the upstairs lounge/bar, we listened to a great acoustic band. I started off the evening with a tall tropical beauty, the Zanzibar Shipwreck. I didn't plan it (as you can see from the above photo), but it was the color of my color scheme for this night out. It made me feel like I were in Hawaii with young Elvis; when only his hips moved and moved well.

Eruption In Paradise
Onto dinner... I ordered one of Psycho Suzi's larger tiki drinks, the Eruption in Paradise. It was 54 oz. of sweet bliss and I even got a blue sacrificial virgin with it.

Mender of Broken Dreams
When we first arrived at Psycho Suzi's, I was eyeing this massive drink on "The Forbidden Cove" drink menu, Mender of Broken Dreams. Although the price was $58, the experience was priceless. It was a drink that serves 10, but meant for two. Oh my little heart needed mending indeed. This lavish three-tier cocktail of Prosecco, rum, various liquors and fruity nectar sort of made up about .00000001% for me not being able to see my fiance, Thurst, play in the World Series of Poker this year (damn luck). And if it were so, whilst there in Vegas early July, I could've met UFC Bantamweight champ, Dominick Cruz. The alcohol has worn off. I'm still a bitter melon.

Tiki Drink in Take-Home Mug
Ports of Pleasure Cocktails


There is still much to be discovered at Psycho Suzi's. This was a kiss goodnight to the Tiki Man Head, not a kiss goodbye. I'll see you soon. I have yet to discover the "Secret of the South Pacific" and "Fantasy Island".

7 comments:

  1. Ahhhhhh, the Eruption. I wish there was a delight like that around here....

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  2. It was really good. Although I did share the last quarter of it with friends. I wanted to save a little room for the Herculean-size "Mender of Broken Dreams.

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  3. Did you do your own makeup? I love how you did your eyes with the bold eyeshadow and your lashes are so gorgeous. I don't have the nerve to do stuff like that to myself, but maybe I could try it at home and see if I can pull it off. Anyway, sounds like a fun night! Those drinks are almost as pretty as you are. :)

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  4. Oh you flatter me so, Veronica. Yes, I did my own makeup. Great idea to play with makeup in your spare time. I invested in a palette set (80 shadows) and a brush set. Priming your lids is key. Also, like any good cake, it's all in the mixing, so make sure you blend the colors to give your shadows depth. And if you'd like lashes, I can send you some false lashes. I have hundreds.

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  5. Sure, let me try on a pair! Thank you! Do you have my address?

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  6. OMG, if they all taste as good as they look...I am sooo there with you next time!

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  7. Kay, Psycho Suzi's is awesome. I just recently found out that their patio out back along the Mississippi River is pet friendly. That's brownie points from me. I love places that cater to man & woman's best friends.

    Veronica, I believe I do. If not, I'll let you know.

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