Name: Tasha. Age: young at heart. Dreams: quite often.
I used to be snow-white... but I drifted. Now I'm known as "the angry bunny".
I'm a Pescatarian (an individual that doesn't eat land animals). Pear-shaped, hardcore food porn addict and caffiend, standing on size 6-and-a-half; seeks excitement by pursuing life as an insomniac horror movie gore whore and epicurean. I love cats, peonies, tattoos and Yoga. I don't like long walks on the beach; sand makes me feel shorter than I already am. I watch MMA for all the wrong reasons. I have a weakness for the deltoid muscle on chiseled men. I have a chronic addiction to sushi.
I come from a family passionate about spirits, but it's rare I partake in this elixir. For a few years, I've heard about Psycho Suzi's from friends. It was also featured on Guy Fieri's "Diners, Drive-ins & Dives", but I never took the time to venture off to experience the exquisite and exotic tiki drinks Psycho Suzi's offers... until now. And I wasn't disappointed one little tasty ounce.
As we waited for a table in the upstairs lounge/bar, we listened to a great acoustic band. I started off the evening with a tall tropical beauty, the Zanzibar Shipwreck. I didn't plan it (as you can see from the above photo), but it was the color of my color scheme for this night out. It made me feel like I were in Hawaii with young Elvis; when only his hips moved and moved well.
Eruption In Paradise
Onto dinner... I ordered one of Psycho Suzi's larger tiki drinks, the Eruption in Paradise. It was 54 oz. of sweet bliss and I even got a blue sacrificial virgin with it.
Mender of Broken Dreams
When we first arrived at Psycho Suzi's, I was eyeing this massive drink on "The Forbidden Cove" drink menu, Mender of Broken Dreams. Although the price was $58, the experience was priceless. It was a drink that serves 10, but meant for two. Oh my little heart needed mending indeed. This lavish three-tier cocktail of Prosecco, rum, various liquors and fruity nectar sort of made up about .00000001% for me not being able to see my fiance, Thurst, play in the World Series of Poker this year (damn luck). And if it were so, whilst there in Vegas early July, I could've met UFC Bantamweight champ, Dominick Cruz. The alcohol has worn off. I'm still a bitter melon.
Tiki Drink in Take-Home Mug
Ports of Pleasure Cocktails
There is still much to be discovered at Psycho Suzi's. This was a kiss goodnight to the Tiki Man Head, not a kiss goodbye. I'll see you soon. I have yet to discover the "Secret of the South Pacific" and "Fantasy Island".